Daily Thoughts for 2008-09-29

  • At my nephew’s birthday party and it’s reinforced that I’m missing the car obsession gene from the Hansen genome. It must be recessive… #
  • I’m curious - do these decals on your cars indicate the fatalies, like WWII pilots? 4 kids, 2 adults, the FSM, and a dog? For shame… #
  • Pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s wheel stuck on the front of his pants. Barkeep: “What’s with the wheel?” Pirate: “It drives me nuts!” #
  • Telling jokes in 140 characters or less requires cutting to the chase, then cutting even more. They may suck, but they are all mine, baby. #
  • http://twitpic.com/dtvd - Best.T-shirt.EVER! The best part is that the joke only truly works if you live here and understand the culture. #
  • http://twitpic.com/du0b - Not as funny as the last, but it has a lovely rhyme to it. As a rather hairy person, I can only wince in appre … #
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