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Daily Thoughts for 2008-09-30

Posted September 30th, 2008 in Commentary by tchansen
  • Fighting through a rather nasty headache today. Wish there was a notable and honorable cause, rather than the fact that my body hates me. #
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Daily Thoughts for 2008-09-29

Posted September 29th, 2008 in Commentary by tchansen
  • At my nephew’s birthday party and it’s reinforced that I’m missing the car obsession gene from the Hansen genome. It must be recessive… #
  • I’m curious – do these decals on your cars indicate the fatalies, like WWII pilots? 4 kids, 2 adults, the FSM, and a dog? For shame… #
  • Pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s wheel stuck on the front of his pants. Barkeep: “What’s with the wheel?” Pirate: “It drives me nuts!” #
  • Telling jokes in 140 characters or less requires cutting to the chase, then cutting even more. They may suck, but they are all mine, baby. #
  • http://twitpic.com/dtvd – Best.T-shirt.EVER! The best part is that the joke only truly works if you live here and understand the culture. #
  • http://twitpic.com/du0b – Not as funny as the last, but it has a lovely rhyme to it. As a rather hairy person, I can only wince in appre … #
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Daily Thoughts for 2008-09-27

Posted September 27th, 2008 in Commentary by tchansen
  • @sarahetc Um, why not write smut at work? Just don’t do it on a computer or show anyone until you leave – gotta go where the muse takes you! in reply to sarahetc #
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Daily Thoughts for 2008-09-26

Posted September 26th, 2008 in Commentary by tchansen
  • @MaryRobinette I’ll have to go break out my DVD, dim the lights, and get a couple of neighbors to whisper behind me while I watch the show. in reply to MaryRobinette #
  • @MaryRobinette I have an eight year old who has friends; sticky floor is a common occurrence. Knowing my friends, they’ll end up making out. in reply to MaryRobinette #
  • Don’t leave me voice mail; I only listen to it once or twice a week. Text message, IM, email, even just call and hang up and I’ll call back. #
  • In the season 1 last episode of The Venture Brothers, there are beautiful nods to final scenes from Easy Rider and Cowboy Bebop. Gorgeous! #
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Daily Thoughts for 2008-09-25

Posted September 25th, 2008 in Commentary by tchansen
  • Whoo! My Chinese Visa was approved so now I can fly half way around the world and work 12 hour days in a country where I don’t fit in. #
  • @MaryRobinette re: Dark Crystal screening – I am *seething* with envy. Okay, not really but quite envious all the same. in reply to MaryRobinette #
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Daily Thoughts for 2008-09-24

Posted September 24th, 2008 in Commentary by tchansen
  • Was gonna tell the missus she had me around so she’d have something to complain about. She’d disagree, proving my point. Didn’t; lumpy sofa. #
  • "Dude! Stop wailing on my junk!" — Hank Venture, the Venture Brothers #
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Daily Thoughts for 2008-09-22

Posted September 22nd, 2008 in Commentary by tchansen
  • If you are the boss, pay your employees. If you haven’t done so in four months, don’t be surprised if they defect en masse. Jus’ sayin’. #
  • @MaryRobinette Have you tried running those apps under Wine? in reply to MaryRobinette #
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Daily Thoughts for 2008-09-20

Posted September 20th, 2008 in Commentary by tchansen
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Daily Thoughts for 2008-09-19

Posted September 19th, 2008 in Commentary by tchansen
  • More military involvement; Major Fundraising has made an appearance and has been mentioned in several missives. No high level brass yet #
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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word…

Posted September 19th, 2008 in Commentary by Chris Hansen

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end.
– Jerry Seinfeld