… something to write home about.

While driving back from exchanging one color of rather heavy brick for a slightly different color of rather heavy brick this afternoon, the radio was tuned to KUER, the University of Utah public radio station. “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me” was on and as it finished up, the final bit was to have the panelists make up the first line of a George Bush (our current president) memoir. I don’t remember what the panelists first line would be, but I instantly knew what my first line would be:

Practicing my Jedi mind powers, I ordered Cheney to go get me some Taco Bell and thought, “Tacos rule!”

So, now that I’ve ‘fessed up, what do you think the first line of Dubya’s memoir would be? Leave it in the comments!